Who is this gorgeous man? Why it is Steven Carl AabergWhat does he do? Coordinated Crisis Director of the Joint Coordinated Crisis between Edwardian England and Tsarist Russia.
Wow that is a mouthful! Yes it is.
Where is he from? The greatest state in the lower 48.
What state is that? Oregon, duh!
Why is it great? Well in a nutshell, everyone is chill, the grass stays green 365 days of the year (so yes the grass is greener), it isn't expensive, public transit works in Portland and there are trees and mountains!
Why is his middle name Carl? I don't know, ask him
1 comment:
Good thing California is its own country, because if it were part of the USA your whole "greatest state" nonsense would be out the window, fast.
At least your math is right. A lot of people forget to include Canada and say the lower 47. idiots.
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