"I am tired of emails saying that they will cure my small penis. Because I do not have one."
-Name withheld for protective purposes.
Friday, March 7, 2008
More Fame! Northside Edition!
Name: Frances E Low.Likes: Free market economics
Dislikes: John Maynard Keynes and his academic kin
Other dislikes: Slows, lakeshore drive's 45 MPH speed limit
Rumored secret past: Anti-labor strike breaker.
Bosom Buddies. 15MOF
Who are they? Matthew David Kennedy and Benjamin Andrew FieldAww cute, they even match. It is kinda cute. They are like those kids who parents dress to match. Though if you look closely they have different tie styles. Notice that Matt's tie is a little narrower and shorter, while Ben's is longer and fatter.
Why do they like each other? Well it started when Benny was a wee little first year and Matty was a wizened second year. They were forced together by an evil empire called MUNUC. Taking an immediate liking to each other, they've been inseparable since.
Who has more success with the ladies? Does that matter when they have each other?
More Fame! Oregon edition
Who is this gorgeous man? Why it is Steven Carl AabergWhat does he do? Coordinated Crisis Director of the Joint Coordinated Crisis between Edwardian England and Tsarist Russia.
Wow that is a mouthful! Yes it is.
Where is he from? The greatest state in the lower 48.
What state is that? Oregon, duh!
Why is it great? Well in a nutshell, everyone is chill, the grass stays green 365 days of the year (so yes the grass is greener), it isn't expensive, public transit works in Portland and there are trees and mountains!
Why is his middle name Carl? I don't know, ask him
15 min of fame. V.n+1
Name: David GrossmanPosition: Crisis Director for OAS
Heritage: Columbia by way of Brooklyn by way of Westchester
Why the picture is fuzzy: Since he'd make a great character in a low-budget slasher film and the focus in such movies sucks. Plus he can be very intimidating. You should fear him.
Dislikes: Hugo Chavez, low grade rum
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