Sharat Has One Suit

Sharat is a hippie from the Pacific Northwest. He is going to spend his life in Econ grad school, waxing intellectual and saying "naaah" repeatedly, while pushing up his glasses. When he gets close to finishing his dissertation, he will most likely develop a heavy lisp. That's all well and good, but in order to complete his image, Sharat only brought one suit to conference.

Granted, he promises to change his shirt and underwear every day, but his exterior will be increasingly covered in jamba juice and McDonald's chicken selects. MMMMMMMMMMMM CHICKEN SELECTS, the meatiest of all McDonald's meat.

Thanks, Sharat, USG for Committees, aka Smoodgy PANTS.