Top Five Ways to Please ChoMUN Secretariat

5. Talk about how you would like to model your life (and conference) after our lives (and conference). Ask for a conference t-shirt and mug.

4. Shake the hand of the Chief of Staff. Repeatedly.

3. Explain to the CFO the proper way to use her camera. Bonus points if you tell her what she could have done better to "get the shot". Speak clearly and slowly, as she is a small brown girl, and may not understand you.

2. Ask Secretariat members where your committee room is before checking the map in your delegate guide. Not after. Before. Oh....it's directly in front of you? LOLZ.

1. Come on shake your body baby do that Conga. No, you can't control yourself any longa.